but they can actually rap, but im like the whitest thing alive so i need some help haha. Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. - Suggested by IndigoLynx. "Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?" He is selfish. 23 Epic Burns That Will Put You In The Burn Unit. Anonymous. 1 2. And he acts so funny but in a mean way, he hurts people. We Decided To Gather 12 Comeback Quotes, Burn Memes, And Gifs That Best Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Breakup To Your Ex-boyfriend. But thanks to you with your funny comebacks you saved me and my friends loves! 32. Aug 15, 2020 - Explore Jill Smith's board "funny &burns" on Pinterest. This was a pretty good book, though I probably would have rated it 2 1/2 stars instead of 3 if I had the opportunity. While they may have apologized, your trust and confidence around them have been broken. And burns you with really mean jokes witch are not funny. Since finding good dares for truth or dare can be hard, we've put together a list of dares for Truth or Dare. Having good dares separates the pros from the amateurs, and can change a game from being boring and unexciting to a high-energy exploration of the personalities of everybody in the room. And apparently he lives on my street!!! Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces! 31. Update: ... what r u asking 4 some good disses by signed rappers look up like eminem dissing people they r sick looke 4 them on utube. Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one's for you" - Suggested by CharlotteEllaby. 30. They make you want to hide your true self 29. Physical abuse is a crystal clear sign that it’s time to move on and burn bridges, forever. This was a book written by the late George Burns about his friends … See more ideas about funny, funny pictures, funny burns. "If I wanted someone like you for a friend, I'd buy a dog" - Suggested by IndigoLynx. my friends and i have like "rap battles" lol. You are a life saver! In moments of rage, your friend/partner/family member may have hit you or physically hurt you in some way. An honest man here lies at rest, The friend of man, the friend of truth, The friend of age, and guide of youth: Few hearts like his, with virtue warm'd, Few heads with knowledge so inform'd; If there's another world, he lives in bliss; If there is none, he made the best of this. A true friend is a companion who will be there for you no matter what. Having great friends to share your life with is a gift like no other, and having a “best friend” is one of life’s most precious gifts. 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